chiun
| Name: | Greg Crites |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Corkscrew TN |
| Words Written: | 2035 |
| Hottest Words: | stitches, boy, home, kid, school, boys |
About Me
| Occupation: | I was raised by itinerant vacuum salesman along the rim of the dustbowl territories in New Guinea. I grew up large and strong achieving some notoriety as a cattle wrestler. I then settled into an occupation as a wood tradesman and have been known to whittl |
| About Me: | www.veinarmor.com I'm better at this storytelling thing than you and therefor don't give a shit what you think I should do to make my stories appeal to your preferences. |
| Interests: | Long walks, picnics, intimate conversations, Meryl Streep movies, decorating, flowers... HAR! WAIT! This ain't the ematcharmony.com site. I don't need to exaggerate. I like to drink beer and then write another book. |
| Publications: | Outhouse Comedy Mag, various newspapers, won a few contests, short stories and drabbles, sold a few pieces to on-line mags, etc. I write humor, not literarium...I can't even spell it. |
| Favorite Books: | Tim Dorsey, Hiaason, MacDonald, Rollins, Moore, John Kennedy Toole's Confederacy of Dunces |
| Favorite Movies: | The Evils of Porn—A Documentary (It has a hot redhead starring as narrator, with a French accent, and stockings, and librarian glasses!) |
| Favorite TV Shows: | The emergency signal. You know, that Indian head-dress. |
| Favorite Quotes: | There is an almost unbearable pain needling my fingers as a result of these overabundant scribblings. I must lay down my pencil, my engine of truth, and bathe my crippled hands in some warm water. Ignatious Riley; Confederacy of Dunces: John Kennedy Toole |
| Loves: | Long walks, picnics, intimate conversations, Meryl Streep movies, decorating, flowers... HAR! WAIT! This ain't the ematcharmony.com site. I don't need to exaggerate. I like to drink beer and then write another book. |
| Hates: | Long walks, picnics, intimate conversations, Meryl Streep movies, decorating, flowers... |
Gifts
Showing 0 of 0 gifts.
Bookshelf
Showing 0 of 0 books.
Events
Showing 15 events.
June 4
chiun updated his profile.
chiun edited a post in the thread WORST Book/Writer?.
chiun replied to the thread WORST Book/Writer?.
March 28
chiun voted.
March 27
chiun voted.
March 26
chiun replied to the thread How do you go about starting/writing your novel?.
chiun updated his profile.
chiun published The Boy With the Pale Skin, Chapter 1: The Meeting.
chiun voted.
chiun updated his profile.
chiun joined Scribophile!
Latest Works
Showing 1 of 1 works.
2035 words - 2 critiques
Latest Critiques and Comments
Showing 1 of 2 critique and comments.
On The Curse of Apathy, by jon matych: You know, for being a really depressing first person
description, this is an irritating piece of work. Not bad
irritating, bu... » Read more...