Sam! Suggest a book to me that I can read instead of communicating with people during my family reunion.

Also hello.

Robert Froooossstttt....

what are the chance I could get you to mail me back that book?

Hey Sam! Thanks for your critique; and yeah, "mount" was a typo but your interpretation of it makes it sound pretty exciting. ^_^
There is a story behind this story that I'm thinking of writing...
And I'm glad that what I would call the "climax" of the piece was the most interesting part to you, because I think that's how these things are supposed to work. ^_^