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The Haunter in the Dork
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Thanks for reading my story and sharing your thoughts. I appreciate your time.
hi, lee--
thank you for the wonderful feedback on 'janet starts a fire'.
i see what you mean about the clunky sentence, and will go fiddle with it asap.
i'm so pleased you enjoyed the story!
holy smokes, lee--
thanks so much for the lovely comments! i'm looking forward to reading 'game over'--will let you know what i think!
hi, lee--

welcome! you sound like a hoot.
Hello Lee,

I love the Slinkies quote. Brilliant! Where did you get it from? Oh yeah, and welcome to Scribophile.

-Ben
Welcome to Scribophile!
Name: Lee Hammond
Sex: Female
Location: NC
Birthday: Feb. 28, 1962
Words Written: 6247
Hottest Words: eyes, hand, door, voice, side, face

About Me

Occupation: Commercial insurance account manager and mom to two teenagers.
About Me: Old enough to know better, but too old to care. Member in good standing of the Church of Lushotology. Fighting old age with both hands and a taser.
Interests: Music (rock, alternative, punk--not so much country); concerts (I did Warped Tour!); reading, writing, politics.
Favorite Movies: Being John Malkovich, anything Monty Python, Sweeney Todd, The Science of Sleep, Gaslight
Favorite TV Shows: Scrubs, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Fear Itself, Friends, Mythbusters, Futurama
Favorite Quotes: "Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
--George Carlin

"Getting old ain't for sissies." --Bette Davis

"Some people are like Slinkies--they aren't good for anything, but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs."
Loves: Green Day, Foxboro Hot Tubs, and Pinhead Gunpowder! My wonderful family. Laughter! The mountains, England, and the beach. My laptop and all the neat stuff in it. Arcade games.

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On Grandad's Toolbox, by Joshua Burgess: Thank you so much for this simple, moving memory.  That's almost what it was for me--not only because this reminded ... » Read more...
On Janet Starts a Fire, by Laurie Paulsen: I'm still marveling at the way my senses are all perked up from this story.  You engaged them all--the scent of the ... » Read more...
On Too Far, by Diabetic.Coma: Wow...I'm stunned by the explosive force of this piece.  You have really captured the horror of violence, and the he... » Read more...
On Obsessions, Chapter 1, by Joseph Nagy: Okay, you had me at "I don't know why you people chose to judge me."  I'm already intrigued--who are the people?... » Read more...
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