Jill: "This story, um, really stinks."
Dagny: "She's lying. Don't listen to her. AND DON'T YOU DARE READ THIS!" » Read...

"If you know what's good for you, you'll go find something else to read. I recommend the undersides of your toenails." --Dagny » Read...

Jill's a nobody. She's not worth reading about. Forget you even saw her name. This is about Dagny. And Dagny hates you. Stop reading about her. She means it. Really. » Read...

Dagny is the most spendid fictional character ever conceived - just ask her. But you better be careful - she hates writers. Especially her own writer. Anyone reading this might get hurt. Just wait till she finishes that cigarette. And her beer. » Read...

"Don't read about me. Get a life." --Dagny
("I mean it!") » Read...

Meet Dagny. Dagny isn't real. She's completely fictional. And she hates it when people read about her. » Read...