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Stewart, I see you had a chance to be back online How's fatherhood? Enjoying every minute so far, I hope!
Excellent news & good to see you. Pass on my best wishes to Jane. Sleep is a resource of the week.
Hey! Dude! I hope all's going well with the three o'ye!
Oh wow. Good luck! Please keep us posted. Thinking of you with good wishes.
And....what happened to Forum Free??? Huh????? *drums fingers on table*
Still waiting for the announcement.
SF - I found your Catch crit very helpful,
Strike - is what a fish does at bait, it strikes the bait.

I admit the over doneness of the metaphor. (Hate my fish over done!)

I love the way you fixed up the beginning because it has to be Charlie's story anyway.
bg
Another killer crit, sensei. I will inevitably edit relentlessly until it morphs into something I can stand
SF - thanks for your close reading, so very helpful. bg
Hi Stewart,

Saw this article and was reminded of your Iwo Jima piece:
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I would put it back in. It at least would make me feel a little sorry for the Captain!
Name: Stewart Baker
Sex: Male
Location: California
Birthday: Jul 2, 1982
Words Written: 83,819
Hottest Words: time, man, head, eyes, thought, face
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About Stewart

Occupation: Student, Writer, Thinker, Librarian, Verbose Windbag.

Sometimes I also moonlight as a Hunam.
About Me: I got got got got no time.

I'm a reference librarian and webmaster at a California State University. I am also enrolled for an MA in English at a different CSU.

I like to write critiques that focus on the negatives of any given work. I am also kind of an asshole sometimes. You have been warned.
Interests: writing, paradoxes, philosophy, impossible things, absurdity, post-modernism, literature, heavy metal, languages, linguistics, reading, sci-fi, fantasy, Japan
Websites: http://www.marsonasstory.com
http://www.infomancy.net
Publications: * "Newly Edited Man" in Issue one of Ruthless Peoples Magazine.
Favorite Books: Samuel R Delany, Alexandre Dumas (pere), Philip K Dick, Roald Dahl, George R R Martin, Patrick Rothfuss, Carlton Mellick III, Steven Brust, Le Petit Prince, Jonathan Lethem, &c., &c., &c.
Favorite Movies: Snatch, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Space Balls, Tokyo Godfathers, Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi (AKA Spirited Away), Freaks, Airplane!, Zardoz
Favorite TV Shows: Fraggle Rock (they added it to Netflix!)
Favorite Quotes: "On two occasions I have been asked, 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
- Charles Babbage

"What a piece of work is Man!"
- Hamlet

"All created things are impermanent. Strive on with diligence."
- Siddhartha Gutama
Loves: apathy
Hates: apathy, people who grunt and moan while using the bathroom.

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The Confidence-Man: His Masquerade (Penguin Classics) The Reader Postmodern Pooh (Rethinking Theory) Oxford Rhyming Dictionary The Book of Forms: A Handbook of Poetics The Blithedale Romance (Dodo Press) International Symposium on History of Machines and Mechanisms: Proceedings of HMM 2008 (History of Mechanism and Machine Science)

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Stewart Flintonlaubakersmith wrote a critique for Alone, by escher dax.
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Stewart Flintonlaubakersmith edited Hera and Back Again.
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Stewart Flintonlaubakersmith edited K - Expanded Version.
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Stewart Flintonlaubakersmith wrote on nanomagnetic's scratchpad.
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Stewart Flintonlaubakersmith commented on Viva Legs Vegas (Karma McLean) [ongoing], by Laos D Feng.
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Stewart Flintonlaubakersmith wrote on Laos D Feng's scratchpad.
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Stewart Flintonlaubakersmith commented on Viva Legs Vegas (Karma McLean) [ongoing], by Laos D Feng.
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Stewart Flintonlaubakersmith wrote on Brynn's scratchpad.
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Stewart Flintonlaubakersmith wrote on Jake Starr's scratchpad.
March 5
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Stewart Flintonlaubakersmith joined the circle The Circle.
March 4
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Stewart Flintonlaubakersmith replied to the thread Son of Flintonlaubakersmith.
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Stewart Flintonlaubakersmith created a thread called Son of Flintonlaubakersmith.
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Stewart Flintonlaubakersmith edited Captain Invincible.

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On Alone, by escher dax: Opening CommentsLet's try this again--breaker turned off on the last attempt near the end. :( I like the idea, but have a fe... Read →
On Viva Legs Vegas (Karma McLean) [ongoing], by Laos D Feng: I agree: the midgets are important. (By the way, speaking from a medical / technical sense, 'dwarf' and 'midget&#... Read →
On Viva Legs Vegas (Karma McLean) [ongoing], by Laos D Feng: Couple of word choices in here which seem a bit out of place for the character of Karma as I imagine her (and as I think you&... Read →
On Captain Invincible, by Stewart Flintonlaubakersmith: Good question!  I was thinking 'reverse' in the sense that he actually is a knight errant (or superhero--whateve... Read →