Zero X. Diamond
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so, i totally lost your piece because I couldn't remember what it was called. I am going to try to critique it some more in the next week, since I did promise. 
Ha i found another KV fan 
I'm going to read your story it looks very good, it might take me a little while
I'm going to read your story it looks very good, it might take me a little while
Holy crap that story is long! ^_^ I will have to read it before the end of the month-that's a realistic goal.
| Name: | Ian Burton |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Chicago, IL |
| Birthday: | Mar. 6, 1989 |
| Words Written: | 17406 |
| Hottest Words: | time, door, golingord, badlands, edward, teppet |
About Me
| Occupation: | Acting student, looking to become a professional actor. |
| About Me: | I'm an acting student at Columbia College in Chicago who hopes one day to become a famous actor and take the country by storm. I also enjoy writing time to time, and the few people who've actually bothered with my work say it's really good. I'm here to get some creative criticism, especially on pieces that I plan to do something with. |
| Interests: | I enjoy acting, pretty much everything else creative, computers, video games, hats, thrift stores, platform shoes, elevators, and women. |
| Publications: | I've only been published once, and it was a crappy poem through one of Poetry.com's "Buy Our Book To Be Featured In It" books. I hope, with time, to rectify this. |
| Favorite Books: | A World of Imponderables: The Answers to Life's Most Mystifying Questions, The Unofficial MacGyver How-to Handbook, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Sirens of Titan, Breakfast of Champions, Catcher in the Rye, Fahrenheit 451 |
| Favorite Movies: | Army of Darkness, Bubba Ho-Tep, The Rocketeer, Heavy Metal, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, The Man with the Screaming Brain, Alien Apocalypse, Robocop, Caddyshack, Used Cars, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, Shaun of the Dead, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Metropolis, The Great Dictator |
| Favorite TV Shows: | MacGyver, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Mythbusters, The Tick, Megaman, Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy, Family Guy, 12 oz. Mouse, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Poirot, Law and Order, Futurama |
| Favorite Quotes: | "But lately, I've realized something. It doesn't matter how many Rembrandts or Dussenburgs you have. If you don't have anyone to share it with, if you're alone, then you might as well be broke and back in Hell's Kitchen." - Oliver "Daddy" Warbucks "I know what I am doing here with my collection of papers, for crying out loud. It isn't worth a nickel to two guys like you or me, but to a collector it is worth a fortune; it is priceless." - Dutch Schultz "You can fool some of the people all of the time, and al |
| Loves: | The arts, and anyone who truly loves them as well. Also, terrible, horrible artistic endeavors. I watch too much Mystery Science Theater 3000, so I now have the ability to derive hilarity from anything bad. |
| Hates: | Pretentious fakes who thing that stapling dixie cups to pieces of paper makes for a valid artistic statement. The people who are responsible for creating the horrible media that I laugh at. Especially the ones who are completely oblivious to the fact that what they've created is horrible. |
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February 18
Zero X. Diamond published The Magic Shoehorn.
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short story, fantasy, science fiction, history, magic, shoehorn, interdimensional, travel, parallel, universeThe epic tale of one Mr. Christian Ellingwood's accidental pass between our world and the one running parallel, catalyzed by the discovery of the story's namesake. In this epic, we follow him through this fantastic otherworld, learn what beca... » Read...
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